Now in public beta
we're building
the future of apparel
Enterprise-grade t-shirts, hoodies, and hats for the mass deployment era. Trusted by mass deployers at 3 companies.
YC W69OpenShirtAnthroFitVibeWear™
$0
ARR
▲ ∞% MoM
0
DAU
▲ NaN% WoW
100%
Uptime
(of the website)
1
Employees
(me)
The Platform
Everything you need to mass deploy to your wardrobe.
Case Studies
“I wore this to my Series A pitch and we closed oversubscribed. Correlation is causation.”
— mass deployer, probably
“The hat is more reliable than my model's performance on the benchmark it was trained on.”
— anonymous researcher
“My wife asked why I spent $35 on a hat that says "burn tokens" on it. I mass deployed to the couch.”
— satisfied customer
The Changelog
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